What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stem?
A funghi to be with!
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Why did the squirrel swim on its back…… well….. ahem.. To keep his nuts dry of course!!
Doctor is called to the reservation.
Doc: “What’s the problem?”
Squaw: “Big chief no fart”
Doc prescribes laxatives. Tell’s them he will return in 24 hours.
Next day he arrives and the squaw is in tears..
Doc: “What’s the matter?”
Squaw: “Big fart, no chief!”
Boom boom
Did you hear about the magik traktor?
It turned into a field!!!
A man goes to the zoo but when he gets there there is only one dog. It was a shitzu.
Why were the massively over-achieving and incredibly defensive Rangers side deservedly gubbed 5-0 by the mighty Zenit St Petersburg in the UEFA Cup Final?
They couldn’t stop the Russians ‘Perestroikas’ from scoring.
Thank you very much……..I’m here all week.
Doctor is called to the reservation
Doc: “What’s the matter?” Chief: “Big chief no fart!” Doc: “Well, take this medicine and I will come back in 24 hours and see how you are getting on.”
24 hours later the doctor returns to find the chief’s wife in tears and the chief is nowhere to be seen.
Doc: “What happened?” Squaw: “Big fart, no chief!”
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May 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Why did the squirrel swim on its back…… well….. ahem..
To keep his nuts dry of course!!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Doctor is called to the reservation.
Doc: “What’s the problem?”
Squaw: “Big chief no fart”
Doc prescribes laxatives. Tell’s them he will return in 24 hours.
Next day he arrives and the squaw is in tears..
Doc: “What’s the matter?”
Squaw: “Big fart, no chief!”
Boom boom
May 14th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Did you hear about the magik traktor?
It turned into a field!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
A man goes to the zoo but when he gets there there is only one dog. It was a shitzu.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Why were the massively over-achieving and incredibly defensive Rangers side deservedly gubbed 5-0 by the mighty Zenit St Petersburg in the UEFA Cup Final?
They couldn’t stop the Russians ‘Perestroikas’ from scoring.
Thank you very much……..I’m here all week.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Doctor is called to the reservation
Doc: “What’s the matter?”
Chief: “Big chief no fart!”
Doc: “Well, take this medicine and I will come back in 24 hours and see how you are getting on.”
24 hours later the doctor returns to find the chief’s wife in tears and the chief is nowhere to be seen.
Doc: “What happened?”
Squaw: “Big fart, no chief!”